THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG
Friend: make yourself at home mi casa es su casa.
Me: okay! * jacks off in the shower. *
reblogging again because it’s absolutely incredible
important as fuck
can i put this on my refrigerator
I’m tapping this inside my locker and my room and looking at it everyday, this needs to be seen.
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI
still does more than the members of the ferguson police dept
Have you ever taken a look at something and thought, “This is it. This is why God doesn’t speak to us. We’ve become monsters. Steve Buscemi in Spy Kids was fucking right.”
Riley always checks to see if you are as happy to go on a walk as she is 💖