its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
Victoria Siemer, also know as Witchoria, is a graphic designer hailing from Brooklyn, New York. Human Error is a series of nostalgic polaroids that depict the broken heart as a computerized error that may or may not be restored in a few mouseclicks.
if a guy ever tells you “you’d look better if you wore less makeup”, tell him he’d look better if he wore more, because 1) he’s likely to get indignant and defensive about his ‘threatened masculinity’, and 2) he almost definitely would look better
me and jazz’s reaction to being show this awful page from a health guide in gym
i cant even BELIEVE this was a sheet i had to fill out
ah yes, good to know sexism is alive and well in public schools
Kush entirely too fucking loud
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
psa: don’t throw gang signs
gently toss them
the best of hot occupations, side by side.
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear