fetus Kendall and Kylie were the best
Oh so that’s what talent is
You don’t know frustration until you’ve lost your cellphone in your bed
i hate it when you accidentally pick off a bit of dead skin on you lip and you can’t stop until you’ve peeled your entire face off
things that are way harder than they should be:
- spreading cold butter on soft bread
- getting a good education
- sacrificing a child for the glory of our lord satan in public
- loving whoever you want
- getting asked to go on a date i mean seriously damn
one of these things is not like the other
India is so beautiful! I can’t wait to go back!
She begged and begged not to be taken to the woodshed. I agreed. But, then I showed her I can teach as easily with ice as with fire.
If attending a Beyonce concert and she puts the mic to you, you better do exactly what the fuck he did in this video.
“The Moody Couch”
an actual pillow nest
I NEED THIS FOR ALL OF THE REASONS
where the fuck is couch mode
reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired
well [adjusts glasses] [takes sip of tea] [puts down john green novel] i don’t really think grades matter because it’s not a good way to judge how smart we are, in all honesty, tumblr’s taught me more than school ever has or will