shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

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merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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vinegod:

What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino

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team-stydia:

wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

omg

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illkim:

Looking at your grades at the end of the year like

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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spork:

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade 

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knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

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surprisebitch:

gf: babe come over

bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents

gf: im off my period

bf:

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